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Seanscar Annals

An interactive record of Seanscars past - for the data nerds

Ceremony Year
Category
Winner
Nominees
2024
The Periodt Award for Excellence in Titular Punctuation
Question Mark, Apostrophe, Comma, and Period (Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.)
Colon and Em-Dash (Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One)
Hyphen, Colon, and Hyphen (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse)
Quotation Marks (The poster stylization of “Asteroid City”)
Ampersand and Colon (Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves)
Exclamation Point (Shazam! Fury of the Gods)
2024
The "I’ll Take Your Word For It" Award for Best Performance in a Film I Didn’t See and Probably Won’t
The Boys (The Boys in the Boat)
Colman Domingo (Rustin)
Annette Bening (Second Half of NYAD)
Bruce Springsteen’s Song (Addicted to Romance from “She Came to Me”)
Florence Pugh (A Good Person)
2024
The Hoot and Holler Award for Best Scream-at-the-Screen Moment
Barry Slurps You Know What ;) (Saltburn)
Paul Shakes Angus’ Hand (The Holdovers)
M3GAN Slays (M3GAN)
Tom Does The Jump (Mission: Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One)
Jenna Throat-Stabs (SCREAM VI)
Billy Appears (Saw X)
2024
LifetiMAchievement Inductees
Agent Dana Scully & Dr. Cristina Yang (2024 Inductees)
2024
The Grouchie Award for Best Angry Quote
Ridley Scott ("The French Don’t Even Like Themselves")
Ridley Scott “I’m surprised how much it comes up…”
Hugh Grant “I couldn't have hated the whole thing more.”
Ridley Scott “Fuck you, I don’t know. Next question.”
Jodie Foster “This is all grammatically incorrect…”
Ridley Scott “Were you there? That’s the fucking answer…”
2024
Most Obvious SAMMY Bait
Re-releasing Stop Making Sense in IMAX
The Lost King
The Miracle Club
You Hurt My Feelings
Air
2024
Best Cover
@queenzziel0cthevoice (“Although Enjoyment”)
“P.I.M.P.” (Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band)
Florence Pugh’s CGI Modesty Garment (Oppenheimer, Indian Release)
Ryan Gosling ("Push")
2024
The Shailene Woodley Award for Worst Performance in a Motion Picture
Javier Bardem (The Little Mermaid)
Shailene Woodley (Ferrari)
Elizabeth Lail (Five Nights at Freddy’s)
Brie Larson (Fast X)
Chris Pratt (The Super Mario Bros. Movie)
2024
Most Psychologically Mind-Bending Yet Grounded in Reality Superhero Movie
Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse
2024
The Sharon Stone Award for Best Performance by a Knockout in a Motion Picture
Salma Hayek (Magic Mike’s Last Dance)
Hayley Atwell (Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One)
Beyonce (Renaissance)
Rina Sawayama (John Wick: Chapter 4)
Jane Fonda (Book Club: The Next Chapter)
2024
Best Supporting Actor in an Original Role
Patti Lupone (Beau is Afraid)
Andrew Barth Feldman (No Hard Feelings)
Punkie Johnson (Bottoms)
Hayley Atwell (Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One)
Carey Mulligan (Saltburn)
2024
Best Supporting Actor in an Existing Role
Rachel McAdams (Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.)
Jamie Bell (All of Us Strangers)
Kathy Bates (Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.)
Mark Ruffalo (Poor Things)
Ryan Gosling (Barbie)
2024
The Boyfriend Award for Character I’d Most Like to Date
Timothée Chalamet (Wonka)
J. Robert Oppenheimer (Oppenheimer)
Koichi Shikishima (Godzilla Minus One)
Josh Hutcherson (Five Nights at Freddy’s)
Teo Yoo (Past Lives)
2024
The “The Whole Time?!” Award for Best Movie I Hadn’t Seen Until Last Year
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
LOTR (Trilogy)
Possession
Casino Royale
Se7en
2024
The Ally Award for Best Male Feminist
Sam Gallen (Giving Barbie Best Picture Over Air)
Brian Jordan Alvarez (Encouraging women in STEM)
J. Robert Oppenheimer (For seeing Barbie 3 times and buying the blu-ray)
Me (Providing employment to a woman in recovery)
Jigsaw
2024
The Huggy Award for Character I’d Most Like to Hug
Abacus Crunch (Wonka)
Sylvia Simon (Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret)
Paul Holdover (The Holdovers)
Napoleon’s Horse (Napoleon)
Doctor Noda (Godzilla Minus One)
2024
Best Actor in an Original Role
Allison Williams (M3GAN)
Natalie Portman (May December)
Paul Giamatti (The Holdovers)
Joaquin Phoenix (Beau is Afraid)
Greta Lee (Past Lives)
2024
Best Picture in a Motion Picture
Silver Gelatin Print of Molly and Her Family (Killers of the Flower Moon)
Last Family Christmas Photo Before The Accident (All of Us Strangers)
Vandalized Family Photo (The Holdovers)
Cake-Coated Gays on the NYT Front Page (Red, White, & Royal Blue)
2024
Best Action Scene in Italy Involving Cars
Car Chase in Rome (Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One)
Car Chase in Rome (Fast X)
Rental Car to Tuscany (Book Club: The Next Chapter)
Mille Miglia Crash (Ferrari)
2024
Best Actor in an Existing Role
Tobin Bell (Saw X)
Lily Gladstone (Killers of the Flower Moon)
Emma Stone (Poor Things)
Timothée Chalamet (Wonka)
Margot Robbie (Barbie)
2023
Best Onscreen Dirtbag
Miss Trunchbull (Roald Dahl’s Matilda the Musical)
Jack Horner (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish)
Basement Man (Barbarian)
Deirdre Beaubeirdre (Everything Everywhere All at Once)
2023
Best Supporting Actor
Tom Hanks (Elvis)
Stephen Lang (Avatar: The Way of Water)
Kevin Kline (The Bob’s Burgers Movie)
Jason Isaacs (Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris)
2023
Best Youtube Video Over 1.5 Hours Long
Kevin Perjurer - Defunctland (Disney Channel’s Theme: A History Mystery)
Jenny Nicholson (Evermore: The Theme Park That Wasn’t)
hbomberguy (ROBLOX_OOF.mp3)
Shaun (Harry Potter)
Dan Olsen (Line Goes Up - The Problem With NFTs)
2023
The Huggy Award for Character I’d Most Like to Hug
Puss in Boots (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish)
Ming Lee (Turning Red)
Tuk (Avatar: The Way of Water)
Marcel (Marcel the Shell with Shoes on)
2023
The "I’ll Take Your Word For It" Award for Best Performance in a Film I Didn’t See and Probably Won’t
Olivia Colman (Empire of Light)
Hugh Jackman (The Son)
Andrea Riseborough (To Leslie)
Anne Hathaway & Anthony Hopkins (Armageddon Time)
2023
The Hoot and Holler Award for Best Scream-at-the-Screen Moment
Payakan’s Revenge
Top Gun: Maverick (Timecheck - 8:15)
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (When Janelle Monae [verbed] the [famous object])
NOPE (Keke Palmer Motorcycle Slide)
X (Pitchfork -> Eye)
2023
Best Supporting Actress
Kristen Stewart (Crimes of the Future)
Keke Palmer (NOPE)
Sigourney Weaver (Avatar: The Way of Water)
Isabelle Huppert (Mrs. Harris Goes To Paris)
Andrea Riseborough (Roald Dahl’s Matilda The Musical)
2023
Best Actress
Mia Goth (X / Pearl)
Linda Tarr (Tár)
Tang Wei (Decision to Leave)
Michelle Yeoh (Everything Everywhere All at Once)
2023
Best Genre Film to Premiere on Hulu and Rejuvenate a Diminished 80s Franchise
Prey
Hellraiser
2023
Best Documentary
Tár
2023
Best Movie-in-a-Movie
Senior Ditch Day ‘65 (The Fabelmans)
Stab 8 (5CREAM)
Batman vs. E.T. (Chip ‘N Dale: Rescue Rangers)
Crazy Rich Asians (Everything Everywhere All at Once)
The Gambler (Downton Abbey: A New Era)
2023
Best Seanematography
Greig Fraser (Top Gun: Maverick)
Russell Carpenter (Avatar: The Way of Water)
Ji-Yong Kim (Decision to Leave)
Claudio Miranda (The Batman)
2023
Best Song
Nobody Like U (Turning Red)
Something in the Way (The Batman)
Mahler’s Fifth (Entire Symphony)
The Banshees of Inisherin (The Banshees of Inisherin)
2023
Velma’s Choice
“Tiny Baby Stoat Has The Best Reaction When She Meets Someone Like Her”
“Everything GREAT about Avatar! (Part 1)”
The Goal Icon (in God of War Ragnarok)
The Samsung Logo (From the Screensaver)
2023
Best Supporting Actress (Voice Performance)
Salma Hayek-Pinault (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish)
2023
Best Picture
Decision To Leave
X / Pearl
Avatar: The Way of Water
Top Gun Maverick
Crimes of the Future
Turning Red
2023
The Boyfriend Award for Character I’d Most Like to Date
Timothee Chalamet (Bones and All)
Lee Pace (Bodies Bodies Bodies Press Tour)
Albrecht Schuch (All Quiet on the Western Front)
Brandon Flynn (Hellraiser)
Brandon Perea (NOPE)
2023
The “The Whole Time?!” Award for Best Movie I Hadn’t Seen Until Last Year
The Exorcist
Cabaret
Little Shop of Horrors
A Few Good Men
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
2023
Best Video Game
Vampire Survivors
Horizon: Forbidden West
God of War: Ragnarok
Broken Legacy: Undaunted
2023
Best Actor
Colin Farrell (The Banshees of Inisherin)
Daniel Craig (Glass Onion)
Jake Gyllenhaal (Ambulance)
Viggo Mortensen (Crimes of the Future)
2023
LifetiMAchievement Inductees
Nathan Lane and Christine Baranski (2023 Inductees)
2023
Best Director
James Cameron (Avatar: The Way of Water)
Steven Spielberg (The Fabelmans)
Park Chan Wook (Decision to Leave)
Domee Shi (Turning Red)
Ti West (X / Pearl)
2023
Worst Picture
Moonfall
Men
Don’t Worry Darling
The Shazam 2 Trailer
2022
Best Actress in a Live Action Short
Hannah Litman (How’s Your Wifi, Darling)
Lady Gaga (I don't believe in the glorification of murder. I DO believe in the empowerment of women)
Sadie Sink (All Too Well: The Short Film)
2022
Best Supporting Actor
Jared Leto (House of Gucci)
Stellan Skarsgard (Dune)
Bradley Whitford (Tick, tick... BOOM!)
Ciarán Hinds (Belfast)
Young Dom Toretto (F9: The Fast Saga)
Mechagodzilla (Godzilla vs Kong)
2022
Best Score
Dune
Titane
Malignant
The Green Knight
The Power of the Dog
Halloween Kills
King Richard
2022
Best Director
Julia Ducournau (Titane)
James Wan (Malignant)
Steven Spielberg (West Side Story)
Denis Villeneuve (Dune)
David Lowery (The Green Knight)
Jane Campion (Power of the Dog)
2022
Best Supporting Actress
Ariana DeBose (West Side Story)
Florence Pugh (Black Widow)
Frances McDormand (The Tragedy of Macbeth)
Kirsten Dunst (The Power of the Dog)
Michelle Rodriguez (F9: The Fast Saga)
Saniyya Sidney (King Richard)
Salma Hayek (House of Gucci)
The Woman Who Played Anna Wintour (House of Gucci)
2022
Best Actor
Dev Patel (The Green Knight)
Andrew Garfield (Tick, tick... BOOM!)
Timothee Chalamet (Dune)
Vin Diesel (F9: The Fast Saga)
Benedict Cumberbatch (The Power of the Dog)
Vincent Lindon (Titane)
2022
The Huggy Award for Character I’d Most Like to Hug
Stephen McKinley-Henderson (Dune)
Pierce Brosnan (Cinderella)
Judi Dench (Belfast)
Bradley Whitford (Tick, tick... BOOM!)
Jamie Lee Curtis (Halloween Kills)
Kodi Smit-McPhee (The Power of the Dog)
2022
The “The Whole Time?!” Award for Best Movie I Hadn’t Seen Until Last Year
TIE: House (1977, dir. Obayashi) TIE: "Incendies (2010, dir. Villeneuve)"
Blow Out (1981, dir. De Palma)
Gladiator (2000, dir. Scott)
RoboCop (1987, dir. Verhoeven)
Stoker (2013, dir. Park)
2022
Best Cinematography
Ari Wegner (Power of the Dog)
Greig Fraser (Dune)
Ruben Impens (Titane)
Claire Mathon (Spencer)
Bruno Delbonnel (The Tragedy of Macbeth)
Chung-hoon Chung (Last Night in Soho)
2022
The Lip Dipper Award for Most P***y Put In a Project
James Wan (Malignant)
Steven Spielberg (West Side Story)
Vera Farmiga (The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It)
Godzilla (Godzilla vs. Kong)
Hans Zimmer (Dune Score)
2022
Best Song
The song from the failed musical (Tick, tick… BOOM!)
America (West Side Story)
All I Need Is A Miracle (Spencer)
In The Heights (In The Heights)
That Funny Feeling (Bo Burnham: Inside)
That moody cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” (Black Widow)
"Everlasting Love" (Belfast)
"See You Again" (Furious 7 [which I thought about during F9])
2022
Best Actress
Marina Mazepa & Annabelle Wallis (Malignant)
Kristen Stewart (Spencer)
Rebecca Ferguson (Dune)
Lady Gaga (House of Gucci)
Rachel Zegler (West Side Story)
Catroina Balfe (Belfast)
2022
Best Picture
Dune
Titane
Malignant
West Side Story
The House of Gucci Trailer
The Green Knight
2022
The Lucas Hedges Award for Being in Everything
Jon Bernthal (King Richard, The Unforgivable, Many Saints of Newark, Those Who Wish Me Dead)
Jesse Plemons (The Power of the Dog, Antlers, Judas & The Black Messiah, Jungle Cruise)
J.K. Simmons (Spider-Man: No Way Home, Being The Ricardos, Zack Snyder’s Justice League, The Tomorrow War)
Benedict Cumberbatch (Spider-Man: No Way Home, The Power of the Dog, The Courier)
Timothee Chalamet (Dune, The French Dispatch, Don’t Look Up)
Bryan Tyree Henry (Cyrano, Eternals, Godzilla vs. Kong, The Woman in the Window)
2022
Chuckle Award - Funniest Point-at-the-Screen “That’s Title” Joke
“That’s the House of Gucci” (When they show Al Pacino’s villa)
That’s Candyman (When Candyman appears after his name is said 5x in Candyman)
That’s The Tragedy of Macbeth (When Macbeth is beheaded in The Tragedy of Macbeth)
Those are the Antlers (When we see the Wendigo’s antlers in Antlers)
That’s Godzilla vs Kong (When Godzilla fights King Kong in Godzilla vs Kong)
That's the Lamb (When the Lamb baby is born in Lamb)
2022
Chuckle Award - Funniest Avengers Post-Credit Scene Joke
“Wait for the post-credit scene where Samuel L Jackson asks Princess Diana to join the Avengers” (Spencer)
Patrizia Gucci (House of Gucci)
The Titane Baby (Titane)
King Richard (King Richard)
Maria (West Side Story)
Banquo's Boy-King Son (The Tragedy of Macbeth)
2022
The Shailene Woodley Award for Worst Performance in a Motion Picture
Lebron James (Space Jam: A New Legacy)
Big John & Little John (Halloween Kills)
Camila Cabello (Cinderella)
2022
The "I’ll Take Your Word For It" Award for Best Performance in a Film I Didn’t See and Probably Won’t
Jessica Chastain (The Eyes of Tammy Faye)
Jennifer Hudson (Respect)
Nicole Kidman (Being The Ricardos)
Nicolas Cage (Pig)
Oscar Isaac (The Card Counter)
Jeffrey Wright (The French Dispatch)
2022
The Grouchie Award for Best Angry Quote
Jane Campion on superhero movies (“I hate them. I actually hate them.”)
Christopher Nolan (“on Tenet debuting on HBOMax”)
Denis Villeneuve (“on Dune debuting on HBOMax”)
Ridley Scott (“on why The Last Duel bombed”)
Ridley Scott (“House of Gucci casting response”)
2022
LifetiMAchievement Inductees
Joan Cusack (Icon Award) Jamie Lee Curtis (Legend Award)
2022
The Goosebumps Award for Best Use of a “Retro” Song in a Movie Trailer
White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane (The Matrix Resurrections)
Downtown - Petula Clark (Last Night in Soho)
Eclipse - Pink Floyd (Dune)
Sweet Dreams & Heart of Glass (House of Gucci)
2022
Best Sex Scene
Agathe Rousselle & a Cadillac (Titane)
Dev Patel & Alicia Vikander (The Green Knight)
Benedict Cumberbatch & Bronco Henry’s Handkerchief (Power of the Dog)
Lady Gaga & Adam Driver (House of Gucci)
2022
Most Picture
Malignant
Dune
The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star
Titane
Godzilla vs. Kong
2022
The Sharon Stone Award for Best Performance by a Knockout in a Motion Picture
Ana De Armas (No Time To Die)
Zendaya (Dune)
Michael B. Jordan (Space Jam: A New Legacy)
Jodie Comer (Free Guy)
Vanessa Hudgens (The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star)
2022
Worst Picture
Lamb
Antlers
Space Jam: A New Legacy
Cinderella
2022
The Boyfriend Award for Character I’d Most Like to Date
Timothee Chalamet (Dune)
Oscar Isaac (Dune)
Josh Brolin (Dune)
Anthony Ramos (In The Heights)
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II (for like the first five minutes before he turns nasty) (Candyman)
Adam Driver (specifically in the behind the scenes photos) (House of Gucci)
Andrew Garfield (Even with that terrible hair) (Tick, tick... BOOM!)
Simu Liu (Shang-Chi) (I haven’t seen the movie but the trailers and posters make him seem like he’d be a good boyfriend)
2022
Best Title Drop
House of Gucci (Trailer) (“Father, Son, and House of Gucci”)
Spencer (When Diana Spencer says "Spencer")
King Richard (When they call him “King Richard”)
Candyman (When they say “Candyman” five times)
In The Heights (When they sing “In the Heights”)
2022
The Hoot and Holler Award for Best Scream-at-the-Screen Moment
Titane (The Stool Moment)
Dune (The worm surfaces)
Malignant (That chair moment)
Diana: The Musical (The revenge dress)
Halloween Kills (Knife through the face)
F9: The Fast Saga (When they go to space)
2021
Best Supporting Actress
Olivia Colman (The Father)
Alison Brie (Promising Young Woman)
Maria Bakalova (Borat Subsequent Moviefilm)
Vanessa Bayer (Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar)
Vanessa Hudgens (as the third lookalike) (The Princess Switch: Switched Again)
2021
Best Supporting Actor
Steven Yeun (Minari)
Bo Burnham (Promising Young Woman)
John Corbett (To All The Boys: P.S. I Still Love You)
Rudy Giuliani (Borat Subsequent Moviefilm)
The Guy Who Played Orson Welles (Mank)
2021
LifetiMAchievement Inductees
Octavia Spencer (Inaugural Inductee)
2021
Best Actor
Anthony Hopkins (The Father)
Alan Kim (Minari)
Chadwick Boseman (Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom)
Dan Stevens (Eurovision Song Contest: Fire and Ice Saga)
Daniel Kaluuya (Judas and the Black Messiah)
2021
Best Actress
Elizabeth Moss (The Invisible Man)
Annie Mumolo (Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar)
Carey Mulligan (Promising Young Woman)
Frances McDormand (Nomadland)
Kristen Wiig (Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar)
2021
Best Picture
Promising Young Woman
Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar
Eurovision Song Contest: Fire and Ice Saga
Judas and the Black Messiah
Minari
The Father
The Invisible Man
The Trailer for Dune
2020
Best Picture
Tie: Portrait of a Lady on Fire | Parasite
2019
Best Picture
The Favourite
2018
Best Picture
Lady Bird
2017
Best Picture
The Handmaiden
2016
Best Picture
Furious 7
2015
Best Picture
It Follows
2014
Best Picture
The Conjuring
2013
Best Picture
Amour
2012
Best Picture
Bridesmaids
2011
Best Picture
Black Swan
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